melaninjaclan:

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

brainstatic:

Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?

samstevesharon:

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

midclown120boos:

midclown120boos:

leanbardodecrepito:

when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself

me as a pilot

memeufacturing:

me *accidentally over intercom*: siri how do i land a big airplane at Newark airport

asilversnake:

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news